People always say to write what you know/care about, and let's be honest: I care about three things: Sex, Celebrity Gossip and Food. Since no one wants to hear about my celebrity gossip addictions (Brian Littrell of BSB fame has swine flu!) and just because I care about food doesn't mean I know anything about it. But I think interpersonal relationships might be my strong point. So there that is.
I'm probably going to use pseudonyms and not clarify 100% of the time exactly who I am talking about as to protect identities, I think it'll be a good idea.
So send your stories over. Let me know so I can develop some good angles. Love you all. Let's get steamy :)
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ReplyDeleteOh god. Your first post can be a case study on my life- God knows we need to figure out what the F is wrong with me. Disect this:
ReplyDelete-It all started in 8th grade, when the nerdiest boy in the school dedicated a full website of love poems to me, including "she's there, but am i ready" and "there are plenty of fish in the sea, but only one fish for me"
-my one and only longterm boyfriend (couple years, true first love) was clinically depressed. I had to tell my and his parents he was suicidal the same day I took the SATs. Sweet. I later broke up with him twice- once the day after his birthday, the 2nd 9 days before christmas (on the phone the 2nd time no less). because he chose really bad times to corner me.
-summer dates and lots of handholding with a very tall SUer we all know that never led anywhere except pats on the back in the parking lot at midnight. seriously. fml.
-completely falling for tall boys roommate, only to get lets just be friends 3 days later.
-when Bo Wang implied I was an average looking girl.
-2 week relationship with a 23yr old that ended with an 8pm coffee date, "I'm a burnout loser," and a highly pissy caffeinated Janae at 10pm
-the 34yr old we all know and love that asked me for my phone number three weeks ago
-a nice but shortlived romance
-the "you should date HIM" awkwardness that ensued during previous bullet point.
-a 43 yr old Brueggers stalker who sends me to places with nude sketches of him and Facebook friended me.
We can go on. HELP!
You forgot about tic-tac-toe boy.
ReplyDeleteYou know my life, write it up lol :D
ReplyDeleteI shall make sure to send you all the juicy stories I hear from now on, but most of those belong to Janae, so I guess you'll be getting them all twice lol. Otherwise, I'll have to dig into my old High School slut years lol...
ReplyDeletePS- I enjoy your blog and have just realized that I have never commented. Boooo me. Go you!
i can give you many stories, message me
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