On a related note I did receive something from one of my tables last night that I found amusing. I'd like to quote part of it if I might.
"...Jesus said,'Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.' Have you looked with lust? Will you be guilty on Judgement Day? If you have done those things, God sees you as a ...adulterer at heart."
I don't think I should have flirted with that table as much, because now I may be going to hell.
I love this post's title.
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ReplyDeleteFirst of all, you guys suck.
ReplyDeleteOn a related note I did receive something from one of my tables last night that I found amusing. I'd like to quote part of it if I might.
"...Jesus said,'Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.' Have you looked with lust? Will you be guilty on Judgement Day? If you have done those things, God sees you as a ...adulterer at heart."
I don't think I should have flirted with that table as much, because now I may be going to hell.
i think youre going to hell for all the STD's and the mean way you talk about my mother.
ReplyDelete1. I'm clean.
ReplyDelete2. I love your mother.